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Nancy Pelosi Just Announced She is Running for Re-Election in Creepy Election Video

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, propped up in front of a fake San Francisco backdrop, conventiently scrubbed of the homeless people and drug users that now proliferate in her city’s streets, surprised many political observers and suddenly announced she was running for re-election…

Her purported reason? Watch:

Pelosi repeats the slogan “for the children, for the children, for the children” over and over, as if she is trying to hypnotize voters into buying the Speaker’s spiel. She says it so often, her clacking dentures almost fly out of her head. She can hardly contain her power-mad glee as she prevaricates to her audience — as if anyone could buy the pointless hell Democrats have put children through for two years over a virus they have a 100% statistical chance of surviving.

The 81-year-old lawmaker had put out signals that she may retire after this election season after more than three decades in Congress.

Pelosi claimed with wild-eyed fervor that U.S. democracy is “at risk,” which makes the upcoming election “crucial.”

“While we’ve made progress, much more needs to be done to improve people’s lives,” she intoned. “Our democracy is at risk because the assault on the truth, assault on the U.S. Capitol and the state-by-state assault on voting rights. This election is crucial. Nothing less is at stake than our democracy.”

“But as we say, we don’t agonize, we organize, and that is why I am running for reelection to Congress and respectfully seek your support. I would be greatly honored by it and grateful for it,” she added.

Nancy Pelosi thus announces that she is going back to Congress “for the children.” Pay no attention to the childhood mental health crisis that the Democrats have been exacerbating with their perpetual crisis-mongering on her watch.

Author: Kyle Becker


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